Touch Free KeyRegular price $14.99 Save $-14.99
The touch free key is crucial in times like these, and even after!
By using the distance key you limit the contact you have with surfaces that may have dangerous bacteria or viruses left by other people
Pull - With the hook on The Touch Free Key, you can easily pull open doors, close and lift up items such as a milk jug at the grocery store
Touch - With the pointer, you can use The Touch Free Key as a stylus pen, on the touch screen at a gas station or ATM. Use it to push elevator buttons, and at the grocery store checkout and avoid touching a surface that is touched by hundreds of people per day
Available in gold, silver, black and rose gold
Joe Biden Action FigureRegular price $21.99 Save $-21.99
Let’s stick to the facts. Joe Biden is fueled by ice cream, has Barack Obama on speed-dial, and is our best chance at crushing that orange dum-dum once and for all. And that’s why we’ve turned him into an action figure.
THE ART PART The Joe Biden Action Figure was carefully sculpted by our good friend Mike Leavitt—a real, blue-collar artist from the small town of Seattle, Washington. Mike’s not some corporate billionaire with a private jet who’s trying to oppress the little guy. He’s been helping us make little guys (and gals!) like Obama and RBG, who have inspired folks young and old.
Kamala Harris Action FigureRegular price $21.99 Save $-21.99
But she can make it to YOUR house!
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Hug You SocksRegular price $11.99 Save $-11.99
Talk about tough love! “Watch out,” these funny women’s socks say. “I’ll fuckin’ hug you.” Perfect for women who have the mouth of a sailor but the soul of a real sweetheart, these hilarious socks are both threatening and thoughtful, bold and beautiful. There’s nothing quite like punctuating unabashed joy with an F-bomb!
Senior Discount Coin PurseRegular price $5.59 Save $-5.59
You want this sassy and classy Blue Q Coin Purse! Sometimes people don't totally understand the distinction, but that's not your problem! Our Blue Q Coin Purses are made to make you laugh hysterically and to hold your smallest of goodies! This makes a unique gift! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
Ringmaster Pencil CaseRegular price $7.59 Save $-7.59
With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*!
You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! Whether you're a fire breathing parent, a knife throwing ex, or a flying monkey trainer - those are your monkeys, and this is your circus.
Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil is of course not limited to just circus-like families! Oh no! We respect your unique situation and applaud you for bestowing this lovely gift upon others as you see fit. Whether it's teachers, parents, you name it - you own that shitshow!
95% post consumer recycled material, woven polypropylene.Measures approximately 4.5 inches tall x 8.5 inches wide. Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case features art by Art by Jon Valk.
Not Gonna Freak Pencil CaseRegular price $7.59 Save $-7.59
Love My Dog Pencil CaseRegular price $7.99 Save $-7.99
Mosquito Repellent SprayRegular price $3.99 Save $-3.99
Skeeter Screen Personal Spray is a water-based essential oil formula that helps protect the entire family from biting insects. It is deet and pyrethrin free. Biodegradable and earth-friendly, this convenient pump spray may be used on both skin and clothing. It is non-staining and not oily or greasy and lasts for hours. Don't let annoying insects ruin your outdoor activities.
Drive bugs away and keep them away with Skeeter Screen Personal Spray - It Really Works!
Price is for one bottle
WFan 2.0Regular price $38.00 Save $-38.00
W Fan 2nd Edition
Unlike hand-held fans, the W Fan sits comfortably around your neck and is hands-free!
The fan operates with a lithium battery and is designed with two (2) adjustable, 5-bladed fans (designed by our in-house creative team) to produce a more concentrated and powerful air flow.
Simply place the flexible-neck band around your neck and adjust the two (2) fans to where the cool air is needed.
Weighing only 4.8 oz., the W Fan is easy-to-wear for extended periods and provides a constant cooling breeze.
The three (3) settings of low, medium and high allow you to control the strength of the air flow. It’s ideal for work or play…indoors or out.